A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.
<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."
by BlannyBloo September 6, 2015
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
by DArealWebstam8 April 8, 2016
When a female takes on 5 dicks at once. This is similar to an angry falcon where there is one in the mouth, one in each hand, one in the vagina, and one in the butt-hole. all that cock makes her screech that sounds resembling an angry falcon. Except the difference is that the five (blue) dicks are from the members of the Blue man group
"Bro did you go to the party last night?"
"No but i heard Sofia got enraged bluebird-ed"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! I DIDNT THINK SHE COULD GET WITH THE BLUEMAN GROUP!?!?
"No but i heard Sofia got enraged bluebird-ed"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! I DIDNT THINK SHE COULD GET WITH THE BLUEMAN GROUP!?!?
by BroStalker23 April 16, 2011
When a person is sentenced to perform volunteer work or civil service that they have no interest in doing. They'll end up doing the work, and building houses for the poor, but they'll be pissed the whole time they're doing it.
"Why is Paul punching the drywall?"
"Don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement."
"Don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement."
by General_Mayhem February 13, 2012
by 459395 June 1, 2023
A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.
"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.
I know right? What a fuckboy!"
I know right? What a fuckboy!"
by RaiRaijinn April 20, 2015