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A really asian girl who likes to think she is a true asian but is not...She is obsessed with older, white men such as the very ugly Kris Favreau. She is also lucky to not be friends with Christine D.
"Lauren Eng is such an Engroll and she likes older white men and smells bad."
Engroll by Gabe Feinberg March 13, 2004
An awesome asian kid who, while being obsessed with ridiculously hot guys such as Michael Vartan, Adam Levine and Milo Ventigmila or however you spell his name, cannot spell. She enjoys watching the WB and movies. Especially involving ridiculously hot guys.
Did you just spell Brewster "Brucester?" That's such an engroll thing to do.
engroll by Ellie March 20, 2004

butter my eggroll 

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.
Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

rubbing my eggroll 

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.
guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

dual enrollment

The most awesome form of education that ever came into existence.
When a high school student can take college classes, and with those classes, can earn both high school credit and college credit. The government is trying to make it cost money, but as of now, it is free in a lot of U.S. states, including Florida. (However, scholarships will probably cover it in the near future).
Dual enrollment is surprisingly easier than AP or IB, especially since it usually takes place at community or state colleges.
It is also a great preparation for "real college" (as in, college after high school).
Person1: Johnny is $100,000 in college debt? Wow...

Person2: Yeah, I guess he's stuck taking out loans for 4 full years of college because he didn't take advantage of dual enrollment.

Person1: That's dumb. Yeah, I started college as a junior because dual enrollment earned me an AA Degree before I graduated high school.
dual enrollment by pulcino September 11, 2013

ghetto eggroll 

a large marijuana cigarette filled with fried chicken and cornbread
Ayo Latarius you have them Ghetto Eggroll's because I need a puff a bite.
ghetto eggroll by Pimpsta Pimp August 4, 2014

you look like an eggroll 

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.
You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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