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encyclopedophilia 

A large bank of knowledge that is possesed only by pedophiles.
Amber: What are you doing on that website Jerome?

Jerome: Boning up on my encyclopedophilia.

Encyclopaedophile 

A person who has sex with books, usually with the gaps between pages.
Let's go to the library and beat up some encyclopaedophiles.
Encyclopaedophile by joefoxon June 19, 2010

Encyclopedohile

Some weirdo who was dumb and stupid enough to have sex with a book.
George: Hey, what'd you do last night?
Me: Had sex with a book.
George: You are such an Encyclopedohile.
Encyclopedohile by chancur February 3, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026