Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
by @KO April 4, 2016
man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.
by acatlin December 18, 2009
When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.
*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!
Adult guardian: time to go!
*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
Adult guardian: time to go!
*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
by EmoHo July 23, 2018
When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.
It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.
by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017