emotardation 

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.

"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."

emotardation by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

etardation 

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

etardation by Drew43 October 7, 2008

Eurotardation 

When a person of European heritage, or of direct European citizenship projects feelings of self-hate, or self-victimization. Such as anti-colonialism, anti-imperialism, or overall leftist and globalist sentiments.

A person who takes part in Eurotardation might say something like "The US is a third world country", "White men are evil", or "I love the EU".

Eurotardation by USAKeepsEuropeAlive August 25, 2023

Motardation 

Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.

I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.

Motardation by The Bard of Morgan County October 29, 2009