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A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
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A type of sexual preference which SOME emo's have. It's almost bisexual except the motives are different, more to make them feel understood and not so alone, not just for pleasure. It is argued that all TRUE emos are emo sexual.
After the two emo guys finished discusing their problems they began to make out, what an emo sexual act!
by Jackma March 18, 2006
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A person (usually male) who embodies the key character traits of a metrosexual (e.g. style, grooming practices, etc.) as well as those of an emo-kid (e.g. emo music, emo attire, etc.).
Pratik you are so emo-sexual with your mandals, Seth Cohen-like attire and on-and-off fashion sense!
by ChiptheMunk June 29, 2005
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one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.
I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.
by LaDeeDa6 October 17, 2005
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Kids of the emo variety who are sexually attracted to other emo kids regardless of gender. This can be explained by the similarity in appearance between male and female emos.
"Mike is a bisexual, he keeps hooking up with guys and girls."

"Nah, he's emosexual. He only hooks up with other emos."

"No way! Damn emos make my head trip."
by jimmy kane November 10, 2007
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to have a continually questionable sexual orientation
Hey that young man is wearing women's pants, do you think he's gay?
No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.
by Rick Sauer February 05, 2007
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n.
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

adj.
2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!

2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!
by David Dempke April 05, 2005
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