when a person is so emo and so homosexual (that can be literally or not) that you just want to kick them in the head.
"so i heard jeremy is talking shit about you again"

"that emosexual pretends to be my friend, what a ass"

"someone needs to kick him in the head!"
by jason C R May 08, 2008
Top Definition
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.
I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.
by LaDeeDa6 October 17, 2005
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!

2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!
by David Dempke April 05, 2005
A type of sexual preference which SOME emo's have. It's almost bisexual except the motives are different, more to make them feel understood and not so alone, not just for pleasure. It is argued that all TRUE emos are emo sexual.
After the two emo guys finished discusing their problems they began to make out, what an emo sexual act!
by Jackma March 18, 2006
Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.
Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.
by Justin P. McGee November 06, 2006
to have a continually questionable sexual orientation
Hey that young man is wearing women's pants, do you think he's gay?
No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.
by Rick Sauer February 05, 2007
A person (usually male) who embodies the key character traits of a metrosexual (e.g. style, grooming practices, etc.) as well as those of an emo-kid (e.g. emo music, emo attire, etc.).
Pratik you are so emo-sexual with your mandals, Seth Cohen-like attire and on-and-off fashion sense!
by ChiptheMunk June 29, 2005
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.