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Verb. To go through emoization.
We're emoizing Dick tonight. Bring some Dashboard Confessional with you.

Don't emoize Dave. He's too nice and caring.

Look out! Dan's been emoized! Run away before he starts whining!
emoize by Twiggi March 9, 2005
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Like a sodomite but with emo instead of sodomy. They practice emo like a religion.
God shall unleash his wrath upon the emoites in the fourth testament of the Bible, sparking a new spinoff of Judaism called Emoitism. Those who follow Emoitism shall be named the Emoitites and be blessed by God to suffer and die in concentration camps at the hands of Adolf Trump. Emoitism is the next stage after Islam, which was the next stage after Christianity, which was the next stage after Judaism, which was the next stage after tribal polytheism.
emoite by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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The act of turning something emo.
“oh god, oh fuck. I can’t show my music to Zach, otherwise it will be emolized.”
emolize by chiceknlil' April 8, 2022
The act of replacing a text into a emoji
Average human: Wanna gets some pizza?
Wank: Sure but why didn't you just emojize the pizza?
Average human: Wdym
Wank: Use 🍕 instead of "pizza"
Average human: -_-
Wank: 🍆💦
Emojize by Noobdy August 30, 2018
Emoise:means to get moist emididiatly
You need to get emoise right now son
Emoise by Emoise November 11, 2019
Son you need to get emoise right now
emoise by Emoise November 11, 2019
The act of "transforming" oneself , like becoming skinnier and better looking. They would also change everything like; eating habits, hairstyle(s), dress, they even might omit certain people from their lives to make themselves look better (i.e someone hanging out with people that get in trouble a lot and don't want to be "one of them"), their actions(i.e if your really obnoxious, you settle down and act more mature, and if you are quiet, you act more openly), concentrating more on work(i.e like trying to get a raise or even trying to get a better job) and basically whatever they think will make themselves look better to other people.
Nicole Richie EGOIZED herself by becoming skinner and acting more mature, which made her even more famous.

Mike realized that being the funny fat guy wasn't funny anymore and was going to egoize himself by getting skinny and rub it in everyone's face.
Egoize by bgpr March 30, 2007
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