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emo peter parker 

The resulting character, attitude, and appearence, when Peter Parker is influenced by the symbiote in the movie Spider-Man 3; distuguishable change in hair style (emo style), some what "sexy" dance moves, and talking in a slang manner
The line :"Fix this damn door!!" was spoken by Emo Peter Parker.
emo peter parker by Chris Cagle October 15, 2007
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Emo Peter-Pan 

A phrase used in reference to an "Emo Kid"...

"Emo Kids" are called emo "kids" because they all eventually grow up and realize they just looked retarded and were annyoing. This phenonmna usually happens after the "emo kid" finishes high school, begins smoking pot, and then starts listening to either jam bands, classic rock, metal, industrial, or all the above.
An "Emo Peter-Pan" is an "Emo kid" that doesn't make this healthy transistion into adulthood and grow up. Instead they forever remain an "emo kid" listening to bands such as "Taking back sunday" and "my chemical romance" while they rock their badly cut greasy black hair and too tight jeans, which looks 100x more ridiculous at 35 then it did when they fell into this retardation when they were a teenager. Also see: "sexually deprived" & "pathetic"
Christy: Omg, I just saw a 30 year old emo kid, it was so pathetic.
Sam: Oh that guy nextdoor? He's been like that since he was 19... total "Emo Peter-Pan".

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026