by Chipface February 3, 2005
An emo boy is a boy who cross dresses, and attracts lots of females by it. Basically, he's a cheap imitation of goth. (Don't argue that he isn't, because well, look at him.) He can actually spell literaly on the internet, but then, doesn't take the effort to. Sometimes, it's so.. unliteral, that you can barely understand what they're trying to say. (Don't get me wrong, one or two typo's are okay, but then, writing like this "OMFG I H4V3 A DIN0S4URR!!!".. is... retarded.) He likes to cry, and whine about how his girlfriend left him because of his penis size. :). kidding, but who knows?
You see that kid crying there? the one that looks like a woman, well, he's an emo boy. Today, I kissed my girlfriend, only to find out that she was emo, and not actually a girl..
by TheFatalKunai April 17, 2006
A boy who is pathetic in mostly every way possible.
not hot like the others say.
listens to emo music which is all about how horrible the world is and heartache blah blah blah. depression, sucidide.
And there is no such thing as a "true" emo. because they are all fakes, who think there jet black hair swooshed in their eyes,music "you have never heard of", studded belts, and etc are soo cooool man.
GET THEM A LIFE AND STOP COMPLAINING. WE ALL HAVE HARD TIMES ITS CALLED LIFE.
not hot like the others say.
listens to emo music which is all about how horrible the world is and heartache blah blah blah. depression, sucidide.
And there is no such thing as a "true" emo. because they are all fakes, who think there jet black hair swooshed in their eyes,music "you have never heard of", studded belts, and etc are soo cooool man.
GET THEM A LIFE AND STOP COMPLAINING. WE ALL HAVE HARD TIMES ITS CALLED LIFE.
emo boy: "boo hoo. my life is so horrrible. no one takes me seriously and all my friends are back stabbing, throat slipping, knife stabbing losers. i wish i could just kill myself and get it over this horrible life." *takes a sip of his latte*
regular boy:"then do it"
emo boy:" kill myself??@#!!?!?@$ OMG!likk noo way man. im going to slit my wrists for attention!"
regular boy:"then do it"
emo boy:" kill myself??@#!!?!?@$ OMG!likk noo way man. im going to slit my wrists for attention!"
by Alyyssssaaaa December 22, 2007
the common misconception of "emo boy" is "guys who arent AFRAID to show emotion". i assure you that no man is AFRAID to show emotion, everyone shows emotion. Emo kids tend to overexaggerate any sort of misery they may come upon. and try to make the whole world feel sorry for them. emos are also the result of mindless teenage zombies who cant stop feeding from MTV's manufactured cool. Emo is what happens when no one knows whats cool anymore, so they just combine everything from all the social fads since 1983. emos should be made fun of, and beaten because they are asshats who have failed at non-conformity by conforming to the non-confimity stereotype. they all wear tight, dark clothing and listen to shitty repetative music.
by Dan February 26, 2005
An emo boy, is a male of any age who wears black form fitting clothes, has long, usually black, hair that covers his face and listens to music that would many anyone want to slit his wrists. Supposedly, they are sensitive and in-tune with their emotions. Mindless girls often call emo boys hot although it's impossible to tell from that huge chunk of overgreased, overdyed hair hanging in his face. Emo boys are almost as annoying as emo girls.
Girl: Wanna chill tonight?
Emo boy: Can't. I have to go write poems about my dead cat.
Girl: Go get a real hair cut.
Emo boy: Can't. I have to go write poems about my dead cat.
Girl: Go get a real hair cut.
by Someone Smarter Than You April 9, 2005
wow, dashboard confessional is such an emo boy, I bet he jerks off with razor blades that have pictures of andy dick embossed on them!
by Nutritious J October 19, 2006
In my opinion, emo boys are rather homosexual young men who walk/skateboard around downtown areas. They wear chick jeans, have gay hair that covers one eye and swoops down at an angle. They act like they have it all tough but their usually middle-upper class white kids who are attention deprived. And I usually beat the shit out of them when I can.
"That emo boy is a fag."
"Let's go make fun of the emo boy"
"Ok"
"Hey nice jeans, did you get them from my little sister?"
lollollollol
"Let's go make fun of the emo boy"
"Ok"
"Hey nice jeans, did you get them from my little sister?"
lollollollol
by cpark August 17, 2006