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It's a super awesome way of saying to 'take have' something.
My lungs embezzle the air from the earth... as I can breath.. it. Period.
by JaguarFiend February 23, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The wrongful or willful taking of money or property belonging to someone else after the money or property has lawfully come into the possession or control of the person taking it. To steal money.
She got fired for trying to embezzle seven thousand dollars.
by Morgan T. May 01, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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