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Embringed 

those pickles are totally embringed man
Embringed by Majikal_Mcmcuffin January 1, 2021

Eldarkings 

Eldarkings would be a creature of pure annoyance. Annoying because of the constant buzzing noise closely related to that of a mixture of a humming bird and a dying cat that can be heard within a 300,000 mile radius,the noise itself can cause instant insufferable bowel damage, among those of the human type. This Noise is caused by the gigantic rubbing of thighs that occurs when the Demon moves at the constant speed of smell. This creature is also very annoying for its horrid smell that smells similar to that of a decaying fetus mixed with a hairball. This creature has only been seen 3 times to date in the last 10,000,000 years. Meeting or seeing this creature does not occur at all . . . ever, mainly because if you were to see this creature your eyes would boil out of your skull, while simultaneously contracting rabies of the third kind. Also your abdomen would pulsate around three times then explode. After encountering this creature I recommend you just die, seeing how there is not much left to do.
"Hey WTF is that Goddamn noise? Oh Shit DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOO. . . OHHH GOD MY EYES. . . (Inconsistent Rambling followed by a rather gory explosion)" Of course this occurred after seeing the creature known as Eldarkings.

embalming therapy 

To want to stab a someone in the throat with an embalming instrument. From the UMinn mortuary science student who got banned from campus for facebooking how pissed she was at her ex.
I swear, if he says one more word about my mom I'm gonna give him some embalming therapy.
embalming therapy by bleebloo December 16, 2009

embalming fluid 

Refering to PCP that is used to coat joints and blunts or even cigarettes.

This does NOT mean using real embalming fluid, which will fuck you up big time and not in a good way.
"What do you wanna do today?"
"I just got some more embalming fluid, wanna smoke?"
"I'm down"
embalming fluid by Big Rip March 30, 2007

Embracing Your Inner Charlie Sheen 

"Hey kids, what are you doing?!"
"Oh, hi Mr. Daniel's. We're just embracing our inner Charlie Sheen."
"Oh...Do you think I could have any of that?"

Bob-"Yesterday I saw someone doing coke. I'm like, 'Are you embracing your inner Charlie Sheen?'"
Bob2- What he say?
Bob- He shot me.

Embalming 

to fill shit with some liquid shit so that the shit goes hard and never disintegrates and shit and is preserved for ever
"If hip hop is dead , I am the embalming fluid." - Mahatma Ghandi
Embalming by roanotherwan February 26, 2015