Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

Benis embarkment bills by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018

Second-Hand Embarassment 

To be embarassed for someone else.

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

Second-Hand Embarassment by Melodious10 February 16, 2009

Embarassment 

The way people feel when they realise that they've been spelling embarrassed wrong their whole lives.

He felt embarassment that he had been spelling embarrassed with only one 'r'. Obviously he led an extremely interesting life.

Embarassment by coffeemist November 9, 2009

embareassment 

the act of getting someones bare ass put in your face.

Ryan just got embareassed.

embareassment by embareasser February 7, 2005

Second-hand Embarassment 

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded

Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

Second-hand Embarassment by Pheeya August 6, 2010

embarrasmentitis 

when you do domething really embarrasing you are said to have embarrasmentitis.

Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!

*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*

Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby

Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost

Hayden: oh crap...

Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis

embarrasmentitis by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

Retail Embarassment 

When somebody is shopping in a retail store, and a person (usually a curious or misbehaved child) presses a sound sample button with the intention of annoying /embarrassing nearby shoppers with the sound.

Wife: Did you get anything at Walmart?

Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.

Retail Embarassment by Pleco December 23, 2014