email

Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.

1: "HILLARY'S EMAILS HUNTER'S LAPTOP UKRAINE VUVUZELA CHYNA 1984 100 MILLION DEAD"
2: "OK Boomer"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

emailable

A text message, pictures, music or blackmail that can be sent to people via e-mail.

This message is so emailable!

by Danielle October 8, 2003

email

A means of distributing pr0n and surveys

No practical use found as yet.

I just recieved some more pr0n in teh email.

by soup+ March 4, 2003

email

"E"nables you to send something to someone, at sometime, for some reason and somehow it magically gets somewhere.

I (and you) can potentially email everyone or anyone in the world.

by T-bot October 11, 2005

email

What is used to sign up for facebook/tumblr/twitter/other social sites.

Please confirm your account with the link we sent to your email.

by Dahlface. October 1, 2011

email

A quick, impersonal, sometimes unemotional form of transfering text in data form, from one shitty person to the next. Email is straight trash. There is no "miracle drug" to make your penis grow 5 inches longer. God punishes and rewards men based upon his love for them. Sorry Chinese dudes.

God uses email to punish puny men.

by Matt Pack January 11, 2006

emailable

hottie

by Anonymous October 7, 2003