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22.
A stinky, nasty old lady who likes to bully and abuse others.
Elli: I HATE YOU AND YOU SHOULD GO AND DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE UGLY. GIVE ME YOUR SWEETS NOW.

Small Child: *cries*
by Teh Epic Definer. July 11, 2010
 
23.
Dirty bastard who molesters little kiddies in showers. also feels you up all the time and is a plebelian.
ellis: can i shove my cock in you ?
person 1: err no tar maytee shove it up your ass and lick it (y)
ellis: why?
Person 1: because you have no cock, if you did, you'd have to use a magnifying glass to see it maytee (y)
Ellis: can i pleasee?
person 1: err no!
ellis: ill rape you
person 1: err, id like to see you try maytee,

ellis: you made me cum
person 1: oh shit :') dirty boy! :O :')
ellis: im wanking
person 1: Ooooh what you wanking, cos theres nothing there too wank maytee (y)
by megan morris April 30, 2009
 
24.
A large floppy marcupial who lays eggs with his highlighter sized penis. Commonly seen with the north american bear, dildo heed, tampon heed or the great ginger mammoth. Can also be found in your local back alley raping small children with a squad of baboons.

Staple diet: bavarian pancakes, camel toe jam and meat flaps. Enjoys the occasional arabian sandstorm.
Ellis. Floppy baboon. 2sp.
by mr gaylord deeds May 26, 2007
 
25.
One who lacks in mental capacity; often this problem is supplemented by a psychiatric problem in which the subject does not understand what is going on around him - much like a dissociative disorder, however, when someone is said to be an Ellis, generally the focus of the comment is on the sheer stupidity of an action or phrase that has been put forward. Those who are prone to being an 'Ellis'(Also known, in context, as "Pulling an Ellis") often also misuse the trust put in them by close relatives or friends, due to the person in question having no ability to realise that the people he is attempting to mislead, in fact fully understand that the Ellis in question's words have little or no credibility, as they are almost always lies. This situation is not helped by an Ellis's tendancy to tell outrageous lies that no sane person would believe; The inability of the subject to understand that their lies are outrageous never leaves them and is a very large hindrance in later life.

This is truly a terrible affliction on humanity, those who fall in the Ellis category of mental state often show prominent signs of rapid brain matter deterioration, resulting in a decreased overall intelligence. Ellis's are kept in dark, damp rooms and fed high protein Tofu meals to slow the deterioration of the brain. Strong light can cause the subject to completely "flip out", often resulting in a rampage of idiocy in the immediate vicinity.

There is no cure for the Ellis affliction, however you can rest safe in the knowledge that you must be born with this disease; it cannot be passed on, even through blood transfer. This is an extremely rare disease, with just one serious case known to exist to this day.
The Ellis rate of Perth, Western Australia is about 1 in 2,000,000.
by rodent April 12, 2007
 
26.
(N.) (Etym. Greek) A young man who has just lost his testicles during a routine hernia operation.
Oh God! I feel so bad for that Ellis. He'll never have sex again.
by Ross with an o July 24, 2006
 
27.
A girl who is a straight up bitch. Who doesn't care about anyone but her self.
"look at that girl! who is she?"
"her name is Elli"
by FML1045 April 21, 2009