Elk River
Elk River by Jace Lynne June 11, 2011
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Elk River High School
Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5
Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit
Elk River High School by Literally god nigga June 4, 2019
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Elk river
Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
Elk river by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011
Eldriver
An elderly person that does not know how to stay between the lines while driving. They often merge lanes into the car next to them, run red lights, drive 15 miles below the speed limit, and commit variouse other traffic violations. They may or may not be the blame for your late arrival to your meeting.
Eldriver by jeremy and Krissy October 16, 2008
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Elk River Dollhouse
An Elk River Dollhouse describes the action of jerking off under your sister's bed while hiding from the police at an under aged drinking event at your dad's house.
Tommy had an Elk River Dollhouse last summer. It got cray cray and took months to get the smell out.
Elk River Dollhouse by Daddy679 February 2, 2026