| 1. | Elk River | ||
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A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it. I live in Elk River, Minnesota.
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| 2. | Elk river | ||
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Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role. BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room? BOB: nothing like a little back room magic.. |
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