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A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.
I live in Elk River, Minnesota.
by Jace Lynne May 17, 2011
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Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011
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