A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.
I live in Elk River, Minnesota.
Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..