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A guard who is elite at sucking cock while on the job.
That body guard sure is an eliteguard Adam Sandler told me so.
by cc August 25, 2003
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Another fucking idiot associated with wordMaarlo/word
Elite Guard: Your all banned
Admin: Shutup n00b
Maarlo: BANNED!#$! OMFG!#$!
by n00bs July 13, 2003
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He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org
Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!
by G2 July 12, 2003
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