Elevenerife 

Used to describe someone who constantly plays a game of Oneupmanship .

Similar to a Trevor Tensheds, if you have 9 sheds he has ten.

"If you've been to Tenerife, he has most certainly been to Elevenerife."

Elevenerife by The Buntmeister General November 4, 2012

Elevenerife 

When a person has always done something better than you, that person who always has to top your story

Dave- I’ve just been on holiday to Tenerife

Kevin- well I’ve just been to Elevenerife

Elevenerife by Calvinhorse April 20, 2018

Elevenhead 

Just a wee bit larger than a tenhead, and 2-and-three-quarters times larger than a fourhead.

Tyrabanks has an elevenhead.

Elevenhead by MananaBan October 3, 2009

elevenses

The name for a traditional English requirement for a hot beverage, usually tea or coffee and a light, sweet snack to go with it, usually biscuits. The urge arrives around 11am, hence the name, and is used to fill the gap between breakfast and lunch.

"I'm starting to feel a little peckish, is it time for elevenses yet?"

elevenses by bohdave October 16, 2008

eleventeen 

Main Entry: elev·en·teen
Pronunciation: i-'le-v&n-'tEn
Function: noun

1) The real number eleven (11) with the prefix -teen added to coincide with the naming scheme of numbers ending in -teen (13 through 19), used to convey uncertainty & fictitious ambiguity.

2) Used as sarcasim or in a sarcastic responce or insult.

3) Can also be used to describe a preteen.

1) I can't remember when I learned to ride a bike, I must have been about eleventeen or so!?

2) You're so smart, what are you, eleventeen?

3)John likes them youg, you should have seen this eleventeen year old he brought to the party yesterday.

eleventeen by HossMonkey June 18, 2004

Eleventeenth 

A number so large that it isn't found on any numeric scale. It is also presumed to be infinity plus one. It is used to describe when something has been done to great redundancy.

Damn, thats your eleventeenth time wearing those busted up kicks! BUY SOME NEW SHOES

Eleventeenth by q-cummer October 18, 2008

Eleventeen Bajillion 

It is the average velocity of 69 air laden swallows at an altitude of 420 meters.

Sharon is hoe cuz she has eleventeen bajillion kids.

Eleventeen Bajillion by Baguette Bumbo November 6, 2018