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eleventeen 

Main Entry: elev·en·teen
Pronunciation: i-'le-v&n-'tEn
Function: noun

1) The real number eleven (11) with the prefix -teen added to coincide with the naming scheme of numbers ending in -teen (13 through 19), used to convey uncertainty & fictitious ambiguity.

2) Used as sarcasim or in a sarcastic responce or insult.

3) Can also be used to describe a preteen.
1) I can't remember when I learned to ride a bike, I must have been about eleventeen or so!?

2) You're so smart, what are you, eleventeen?

3)John likes them youg, you should have seen this eleventeen year old he brought to the party yesterday.
eleventeen by HossMonkey June 18, 2004

Eleventeen Bajillion 

It is the average velocity of 69 air laden swallows at an altitude of 420 meters.
Sharon is hoe cuz she has eleventeen bajillion kids.

Eleventeen 

Young teenagers who try to be cool and hangout with older teenagers. Mainly, 15 year old girls who lie about their ages and sleep with guys much older than they are. Kids who go to shows to be cool. Girls who pretend to smoke cigarettes. Slutty girls who wear lots of MAC make-up, wear Converse, and listen to Plain White T's but, say they like metal.
"That girl is eleventeen."
"Eleventeens love Daniel Tower."
Eleventeen by chelseaofgreen June 20, 2008

eleventeen 

Is when a pre-teen tries to act and look the part of a teenager. Much so like when a teenager tries to act and look the part of an adult.
What's up with these 5th grade girls wearing makeup? Those eleventeens haven't even reached puberty.
eleventeen by Chongers March 12, 2007

eleventeen 

Eve 6 before Tony Fagenson. It featured Max Collins, Jon Siebels, and a guy named Nick whose last name I can't remember.
Is that Eleventeen CD going to see the light of day?
eleventeen by Karen Stickney September 20, 2008

Eleventeen 

The way the number Eleven will be pronounced in the near future. It will also completely redefine being a teenager. When someone turns Eleven(teen) they will be considered a teenager. Then once they turn twelve they will be considered a kid again, reminding them of who they are. Then once they turn 13 and become a teenager again they will be completely ready for it and all and any problem associated with being a teenager will no longer exist.
If jimmy has 15 apples, and his malicious sister sarah injects poison into all but 4 of them, eleventeen of the apples will cause him to die a slow and painful death.
Eleventeen by Mr. Eleventeen December 23, 2009
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