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a large, husky mammal who's population has had a significant increase over the past couple of years. This is most likely due to their ability to run at speeds as high as forty miles per hour. It may also be due to their inability to die. The only way to kill this cancerproff animal is to chant "Uo Jupelix Dai hapog sevilience!" which translates to "I do not believe in Elephants.", which will instantly kill the closest elephant. Fisher men have been hunting the elephant for thousands of years, most likely because their tusks, which are woven out of pure dreams. To bring an elephant back to life, you must gather a group of dawves and have them stick their tows into it mouth, while singing songs about Jesus or jellyfish resembling Jesus. I do not see why anyone would like to bring back elephants, because they are Jew haters. They also are big supporters on terrorism and are spies for those damn Mongolians, which as everyone knows are really Saturn dwellers. But worst of all, elephants enjoys kicking puppys.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.
It would be dangerous to ride an elephant because you may fall off and hert you knees.
by Patrickkkk March 24, 2008
 
1.
When you pull your pockets and cock out.
(after pulling your pockets and cock out) Hey Joe check out this elephant.
by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005
 
2.
A large grey animal from africa and asia.
I went to see the elephant at the zoo today
by Jojo August 09, 2004
 
3.
A big grey animal which features in the phrase elephant in the room. Here it can mean anything you like that reminds you of an elephant in a confined space, such as:

1) A thing that's big, really big, and everybody is embarassed by the sight of it, so they pretend it isn't there: maybe it will go away.
2) Something so big you can think of nothing else but it.
3) A thing too big to fit, but after a while you get used to it, maybe even get to like it; it defines a scary new lifestyle.

All of these describe teenage obsessions, hence the title of Gus van Sant's teenage obsession movie Elephant.
"Elephant, what elephant?"
"I'd like two eggs and an elephant, please. Oops, sorry, I meant two eggs and a sausage"
"Please be gentle, this is my first time with an elephant"
by strawbez-jez July 27, 2007
 
4.
A blunt. Comes from L, like the first part of elephant. Used in new jeruz, especially by rapper GDP
I took three elephants to the face, shit was loose
by paulblake2 July 09, 2010
 
5.
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If trained right, can be used to smash things. Enemy things.
Elephant:

"Honey! The neighbors parked in front of our driveway agian."
*Husband smirks*
by ThePinkMenace July 14, 2009
 
6.
very large pink animals which come into your home uninvited drink all ur coffee then spill it on your new cream carpet
the ones who attacked bransholme......bastards
by unknown March 11, 2004
 
7.
Any quite large person that lives the floor above you and is loud all the time. They must be watched all the time and fed quite frequently.
The elephants are quite loud today... maybe they're mating.
by idil wild girl October 01, 2007