by Mungo Derrick February 4, 2011
A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.
Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.
Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.
Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.
Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!
by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005
An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.
by nlolhere July 14, 2020
by bassface5 October 16, 2010
A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.
by Brent S. November 3, 2004
Judging by the definitions on this site, an election is a despised act, looked down upon by uppity Americans who either think that they could come up with a new, flawless political system or that a Nazi-style dictatorship is preferable.
-Turn off the news, man; Fuck the Election!!!!111
-Yeah, I hate those corrupt assholes.
-Yeah... Hmmm... Let's go steal some money from my mom's purse and buy some pot.
-Yeah, I hate those corrupt assholes.
-Yeah... Hmmm... Let's go steal some money from my mom's purse and buy some pot.
by storch January 30, 2005
Picking which color of dick (red, blue, and recently gold) you'd like to fuck you in the ass for the next 4 years.
Bob: What's election?
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.
by IAmRonPaul May 26, 2014