ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Electile Dysfunction 

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."

Electile Dysfunction by ScottySlave January 18, 2008

Delectable 

Awesome in taste, Suculant in flavor to have no other greater joy while eating.

This Strawberry Cheesecake is delectable, the best I have ever had.

Delectable by panachefull one December 19, 2008

Electabuzz 

That one electric pokemon that you used to see everywhere but no one gave a shit about it.

me: Hey dude, remember Electabuzz.

Dude: Fuck no nigga, I got a mothafucking scyther!!

Electabuzz by mattmorriz August 10, 2009

Small delectable victories 

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."

Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

Small delectable victories by Donovan May 13, 2005

delectable 

This word has several meanings. I'll elaborate.

1. It most often means pleasing to the taste. As in, 'Wow, honey. This meat loaf is positively delectable!' Sometimes this is shortened to simply 'Delect.' The meaning stays the same. As in, 'Wow, Michelle! These cookies are delect!'

2. Delectable can also mean very good, cool, awesome, sweet, kickass, sick, groovy, etc etc. Basically, an expression of goodness. Example. Trey:'Dude, Vire, I just pwned some noobs!' Vire:'Delectable!' Also, this can, and is often used in a sarcastic way. For example... Ryan:'Hah, dude. I just kicked your ass.' JL:'Delect, Ry.'

1. 'This seaweed salad is absoloutely delectable, Michelle!' 'Dude, your dad makes a delect fondu.' 'I don't know what I would do without my delectable energy drinks..'

2. 'You look positively delectable this evening, dudette.' 'This rocket launcher is fuckin' delect, man!' 'Delectable ride, bro.'

delectable by Jean-Luc B AKA Vire January 24, 2006

Electabro 

An Electabro refers to certain twitter accounts obsessed with the electability of certain GOP candidates.

Electabros often care very little about if Republican candidate they support is actually conservative or not. For example, they would support a Chris Sununu type over a Ron DeSantis type because the former would in their eyes appeal more to moderates, and suburban voters.

Electabros also often want to cave on many issues in order to be more "electable" , this includes but is not limited to Abortion, The LGBT, Transgenderism etc.

Electabros in general also seem to hate Trump with a passion, and generally support Ron DeSantis or Nikky Haley for president

It's important to note that not all electabros are the same, some electabros are far more moderate, and tame while others tend to be much more obsessed with electability

God damn it, another electabro on twitter is going off on how Trump will lose Texas, or how we have to run Karrin Taylor Robson in Arizona.

Electabro by ET_Journalist April 14, 2023