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the elder scrolls 

The elder Scrolls is a game series developed by Bethesda Softworks, and possibly one of the greatest RPG sereis of all time, Entries to the series include: Arena, II Daggerfall, III Morrowind, IV Oblivion and of course, the most recent entry, V Skyrim
What's your favourite single player western fantasy RPG series?

Do You even need to ask?

The Elder Scrolls?

The Elder Scrolls!

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion by Arche December 25, 2009

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by ganyi17 January 12, 2012

The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion

The single greatest PC, PS3, and XBOX360 game ever. It had great graphics for its time, an immense amount of quests and secrets, and will steal your life.
me: "The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion stole 6 months of my life, but it was worth it."

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

A great way to keep your virginity.
It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!