The elderaver has been raving since at least the 90s, finding sustenance in electronic beats despite the assertions of the world’s oldest white rapper that “nobody listens to techno”.
They can be found materializing out of the dark in clubs, nodding sagely to the beat. If exposed to “speedy e” the elderaver will take the opportunity to show “the kids how it’s done.” Some elderavers expire promptly after this ritual demonstration.
They can be found materializing out of the dark in clubs, nodding sagely to the beat. If exposed to “speedy e” the elderaver will take the opportunity to show “the kids how it’s done.” Some elderavers expire promptly after this ritual demonstration.
“Should we invite the elderavers?”
“Only if you want to still be partying at dawn. They have literally no chill.”
“…I’m in.”
“Only if you want to still be partying at dawn. They have literally no chill.”
“…I’m in.”
by threepio January 1, 2022