4 definitions by threepio
Gaetzkeeping is a unique type of cognitive dissonance wherein the legislator quietly shows their guilt or complicity in a criminal activity, only to be busted for it a few years later.
The politician opposed a human trafficking bill in 2017. In 2021 he was accused of an improper relationship with a 17-year old in a stunning example of gaetzkeeping.
by threepio March 31, 2021
"There are no poor people in America, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires". The Poorgeoisie are typically under-educated politically right-of-center folk who actively vote and advocate against their own interests because they believe that they are just around the corner from top-end marginal tax rates affecting them.
"Cletus complained about the $15 minimum wage destroying the economy while he paid for groceries with food stamps after working a double at his $8 an hour job. He's the picture of the poorgeoisie."
by threepio February 16, 2021
The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.
The PMPE Slapw
The PMPE Slapw
“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
by threepio January 4, 2022
The elderaver has been raving since at least the 90s, finding sustenance in electronic beats despite the assertions of the world’s oldest white rapper that “nobody listens to techno”.
They can be found materializing out of the dark in clubs, nodding sagely to the beat. If exposed to “speedy e” the elderaver will take the opportunity to show “the kids how it’s done.” Some elderavers expire promptly after this ritual demonstration.
They can be found materializing out of the dark in clubs, nodding sagely to the beat. If exposed to “speedy e” the elderaver will take the opportunity to show “the kids how it’s done.” Some elderavers expire promptly after this ritual demonstration.
“Should we invite the elderavers?”
“Only if you want to still be partying at dawn. They have literally no chill.”
“…I’m in.”
“Only if you want to still be partying at dawn. They have literally no chill.”
“…I’m in.”
by threepio January 1, 2022