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a stuck up wanker with a 6 pack that just loves to play contact sports with other guys such as football. usually cheats on his girlfriends with other jocks or just his coach. considers himself uber popular, and thinks he has the biggest dick in the world. hes also known as everyone's bitch. usually found playing sports or jacking off to tony romo. has a cornucopia of pimples. always found wearing a jock strap
That elbobo has 6 girlfriends/boyfriends at once.
by antonio with a jock itch August 31, 2009

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