Plasticize 

The act of pursuing cosmetic surgery beyond corrective procedures. The idea is to enhance, or improve upon the quality of one's natural appearance. Oftentimes women will choose to prevent the natural processes of aging through various procedures. This term may be used either positively or negatively depending on the amount of procedures a given individual chooses to get.

-I have small titties and I want a larger rack. I swear I am going to Plasticize!!!
-Damn, that old bag has had too much work done! She has a look of surprise from all of the face lifts. Someone should have told her to go easy when she chose to Plasticize!

Plasticize by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006

elasticate 

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

elasticate by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

Elasticity Theory 

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

Elasticity Theory by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017

Elasticles 

Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?

I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.

Elasticles by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Elasticgevity 

To combine elasticity and longevity stretching over many years without tearing,or ripping ; durable and bendable for long periods of time ; pliable; to keep shape without damage

50 year old Tony tried to stop the 1200lb toolbox from falling over testing the Elasticgevity of the tendons in his back

Damn I can’t believe his tendons didn’t tear! dudes tendons have killer Elasticgevity!

Elasticgevity by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Elasticate 

To stretch beyond the realms of reality

The space shuttle elasticated into the black hole

Elasticate by Travpie March 4, 2008

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males

Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008