To steal creative works from others and claim them as your own, for the sole purpose of convincing young impressionable models in Derbyshire to possibly show you their naughty bits.
"I elJacked this guys portfolio and now I have a shoot with that hot model."
An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.
Aw shit! Here comes el jackoff. Let's get the fuck outta here.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!