ejacalit
the way Larry David imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series Curb Your Enthusiasm
ejacalit by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013
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ejaculite
The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.
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Ejaculitis
A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.
Ejaculitis by CapnCratch September 4, 2009
Ejaculit
Ejaculit by Vikingnuts March 6, 2016
ejaculitis
The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.
ejaculitis by lbeesntdeirx September 19, 2014
ejaculito
Steve's mom was giving me a blow job. I blew my load and she swallowed it all except some ejaculito on her chin.
ejaculito by CarlSpakler October 18, 2008
Ejaculitus
Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.
My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.
Ejaculitus by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011
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