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big haired ladies of the 'eighties 

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.
New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

eightiesed out 

1. A derogatory term used to describe anyone/thing behaving or appearing like someone/thing from the eighties. ie. popping one's collar, excessive cocaine use, wearing of cut-off jeans (applies to males only), neon-colored, etc.

2. A term to describe the way you feel after a night of drinking/drug use.
1. He could only be more eightiesed out if he bought a pair of acid-washed jeans.

2. I had to call out from work today because last night left me eightiesed out.
eightiesed out by Wehtt July 30, 2008

h-eighties

People who really hates the eighties... the glam rockers, big hair, shoulder pads, spandex, consumerism, parachute pants, the Smurfs, Dynasty, boy bands... the list goes on and on.
I love Olivia Newton-John singing 'Let's Get Physical'... why are you guys such h-eighties??!!
h-eighties by Debnhim October 19, 2018

Eighties Queen 

A woman in mid-life who loves eighties music.
Amy just bought Lisa the Pet Shop Boys Documentary. She's such an eighties queen.
Eighties Queen by Alton Adkins December 11, 2006

Eighties baities 

1.) A porn magazine issued from 1980-1989 that is looked at while masturbating. 2.) Slang term for porn magazines from the 1980s. 3.) A combination of 1980s (eighties) and masturbating (baities).
1.) Do you guys want to go up to the attic and look at some of my dads old eighties baities? 2.) The bushes in those eighties baities are out of control. 3.) I keep a stack of eighties baities under my mattress.
Eighties baities by 887011 April 23, 2020

the eighties 

probably the best decade ever, it had some great music, and of all the stupid fads, the eighties had some of the most famous (ie the smurfs)
person 1: I love Nirvana's old stuff
person 2: I know, werent the eighties great?