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“I want Eichner to crack my back like a hacky sack.”

“Damn, I want that Eichner to pop MY manhole cover.”
Eichner by Cory tangerine October 9, 2021

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant
Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.
A title given only to the manliest of men.
Look at those rippling biceps and billowing pectorals. He is truly worthy of being named an Eicher
Eicher by Jeffery Robbinson February 10, 2008
Another pronunciation of Eichner: A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the german army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis. Dreams of the deutschland glory of the 30s and 40s while listening to techno music
Wow, what a fucking eichler!!!

That eichler sure does give good head!!!

I woke up this morning and he had his lips around my cock while he jerked off! What an eichler!
eichler by Joseph Eichler July 9, 2012

Eichler house 

The coolest houses you will ever see, and an example of what every housing tract on the planet should look like. Only a few thousand were ever built, in California in the late 1950s, but they didn't get really popular until the 1990s.
You live in an Eichler house? Lucky!
Eichler house by T.F. Norman February 4, 2008
Omg guys can you smell jess? She's so eicher today.
EICHER by Champ121 January 30, 2020