A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis
by wes fikes August 31, 2006
“I want Eichner to crack my back like a hacky sack.”
“Damn, I want that Eichner to pop MY manhole cover.”
“Damn, I want that Eichner to pop MY manhole cover.”
by Cory tangerine October 9, 2021
noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)
verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant
verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant
Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.
by zyzz_legacy February 2, 2022