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To look for onself on the Internet. Also known as googlebate.
It's not a bad idea to egosurf the Internet periodically to see if your crazy ex-girlfriend is blogging about you to the entire world.
egosurf by damaje July 1, 2008
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Egosurfing 

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
Egosurfing by Mudit January 31, 2005
To search the internet for mentions of oneself.
Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.
egosurf by Sean September 25, 2003

coopers egoburgers 

when someone is too egotistical and arrogant and self centered, they eat coopers egoburgers with a side of gym sweat.
man he is so cocky

yea he mustve ate coopers egoburgers
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026