An ironic form of egoism experienced when an earthquake or seismic wave hits in the area that you have just left; Having a larger ego because a seismic wave has just hit your hometown and you feel it is because you left. First used by Link Neal and Rhett McClaughlin on "Good Mythithical Morning."
I think Link has a bit of an Egosizemic way of thinking. We just moved to Las Angelas and our hometown was hit with an earthquake. He thinks it is because we left.
Someone who thinks of his/herself much more highly than anyone else, and one whom usually thinks only for their own sake. Egotists can be manipulative if profits outweigh losses, and are generally non-biased when giving advice and criticism.
They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humanswill drop even further.
Egotist: Hey man, welcome to my party!
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.
1. The skill with which one navigates the electronic world.
2. The degree to which one has integrated modern electronics and internet technology into one's life.
1. That guy's egility is legendary; he can fix anyone's gadget, even if he's never seen it before.
2. Last month, I reached a new height in egility: I paid all my bills, bought Christmas gifts, and met three new people without ever leaving my computer.
Erotic Literature. Mainly used among 'curious' teens who write such material, and want to seem cool/mask it. Just like Lemons or Smut, Erolit as a word is usually used in place for sexual fanfiction.
"Dude! You see that girl?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She has a secretpage, and it's FULL of erolit."
Someone who believes that all humans should have equal rights and opportunities, regardless of race, sex, sexuality or class background. Also: humanist.