While Ecolda may present as a common
cold in a female's body; Ecolda will present in a male's body as a virus scientifically undecernible from Ebola, a virus that causes severe bleeding, organ
failure, and can lead to
death. Ecolda is known to cause a grown ass
man to whimper, ugly cry (snot bubbles are not uncommon), sudden onset unilateral paralysis of pride, mumbling, chronic severe complaining.
To alleviate symptoms the "
man" should continue to complain and draw comparison to how much more
sick he is than when his wife had the same thing. Blind, clinical studies have shown that long sessions of feeling sorry for yourself can speed up recovery by ~
3%. A treatment developed in 1955 called "man up and stop being a little bitch" was long thought to be the panacea for this treacherous illness, but in 2015, it was decided that complaining can fix anything and everything; this explains the sudden uprise of known cases of Ecolda in
2016 and 2017.
