2 definitions by Kingston Soze

Ecolda

While Ecolda may present as a common cold in a female's body; Ecolda will present in a male's body as a virus scientifically undecernible from Ebola, a virus that causes severe bleeding, organ failure, and can lead to death. Ecolda is known to cause a grown ass man to whimper, ugly cry (snot bubbles are not uncommon), sudden onset unilateral paralysis of pride, mumbling, chronic severe complaining.

To alleviate symptoms the "man" should continue to complain and draw comparison to how much more sick he is than when his wife had the same thing. Blind, clinical studies have shown that long sessions of feeling sorry for yourself can speed up recovery by ~3%. A treatment developed in 1955 called "man up and stop being a little bitch" was long thought to be the panacea for this treacherous illness, but in 2015, it was decided that complaining can fix anything and everything; this explains the sudden uprise of known cases of Ecolda in 2016 and 2017.

"When he returned from San Diego, he had Ecolda so his wife had to call in sick to work"

by Kingston Soze September 24, 2017

Russian rinse

Sometimes seen spelled "Rush n Rinse", is when a man is about to have sex with someone, but he has recently had sex with another woman and his wedding tackle still smells like this other woman; the man must find a bathroom and wash his junk in the sink.

I was on the way home from a girls house when another girl called and wanted me to stop by so I had to give it the Russian Rinse in the convenience store bathroom before I got to her place.

by Kingston Soze September 24, 2017