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egobonics 

the use of big words to make yourself seem more intelligent or important
He uses egobonics so that someone will think he's smart
egobonics by mike teague February 10, 2008
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Eggboy smashed Islamophobia with one fatal egg. You bloody legend.
Eggboy by Redhead99 March 16, 2019

egobooking

T.M.I. on your facebook status updates:

1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.

2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.

3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...

4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!
"I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...

Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"

"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!

Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "
egobooking by meindu October 1, 2010
Your reaction to my message really gave me some much needed egoboo
egoboo by Anonymous June 5, 2003
The result of an absolute madlad or an absolute unit. An egg is a person who will be an egg they will look act and smell like an egg.
Girl: oh look it’s the egg
Eggboy: you like fancy hats m’lady
Eggboy by Eggboyegg November 4, 2018
emo boys are sensitive boys, many people think they are sad, and they often are, but theyre not whining about it. those who say: hey look at me am sad, please, look at me! im dressedup all emo today, are posers, emoboys are not whining about anything, and doesent care mostly for themselves, but for their friends, if they have friends though... the clothing style for emoboys can be different from person to person, but the most comon is they have long hair in the front that covers one of the eyes, and short and shaggy/spiky in the back, and they are wearing skintight dark coloured clothes, with a hoody jacket. and some use eyeliner.
many people think that emo is gay but thats not the case, but some emoboys who are single kiss with other friends of same genderemofile this is called emokiss.
boy1: look, that is a real depressed gay dude, kissing with another real depressed gay!
boy2: ohh you are such a dork, those arent gay, those are emofile emoboys, they kiss because they need to feel love from someone else.
boy1: wanna make out? i feel alone and have no one to love me...
boy2: im not a emoboy stupid!
emoboy by jeeX.x October 7, 2006