ego fluffer
ego fluffer by $uperBad March 16, 2008
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ego fluffer
Someone whose main purpose is to follow others around making them feel like they can do no wrong. See: ass kisser, toady, and sycophant. Term is derived from "fluffer" in the porn industry (a person who keeps male porn stars erect between shots).
There's no point in talking to my girlfriend about my problems. She's such an ego fluffer that she wouldn't give me constructive criticism anyway.
ego fluffer by Shiroto October 20, 2012
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Ego Fluffer
Noun.
A typology of "friend" that is used to stoke one's ego (pun intended) on matters of moral doubt.
As a fluffer is used on pornographic sets to keep male actors aroused, an Ego Fluffer is used to make you forget of your insecurities.
A typology of "friend" that is used to stoke one's ego (pun intended) on matters of moral doubt.
As a fluffer is used on pornographic sets to keep male actors aroused, an Ego Fluffer is used to make you forget of your insecurities.
- I cheated on my boyfriend yesterday, am I a bad person?
-Ego Fluffer: "OMG, of corse not! You go girl!"
-Ego Fluffer: "OMG, of corse not! You go girl!"
Ego Fluffer by AristoteLoL March 18, 2021
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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