Eggroll

The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)

The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.

by frush July 5, 2009

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A huge bluntwrap made of 5 different types of marijuana. Typically made of Grandaddy Purple, Orange California Sunshine, White Widow, Grape Ape, and Green Pimp.

The motherfuckers smoked the WHOLE eggroll.

by Rockiroad June 26, 2006

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Its a undercover word for negroes..... Used in front of black people without them noticing!

I'm tired of running into these worthless eggrolls.

by ineedabettersn2 August 18, 2010

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'To go eggroll' is to go crazy/mad at/for a reason/object/person. Literally means 'nuts'

'I went absolutely Eggroll on urbandictionary last night!'

by Machman January 26, 2009

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To beat someones ass chinese style.

The type of battle you would fear if Lee Wung Chow Nong was involved.

Lee Wung Chow Nong - "I will give you a double dragon whammy little boy"

White Boy - "Shut the hell up, Don't make me go eggroll on your ass!"

Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Attacks white boy eggroll style*

White Boy - *Judo Chop*

Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Dies*

by Eggroll Fred November 12, 2006

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