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Taron Egerton 

His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.
Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.
Taron Egerton by La_Lala July 13, 2019

fred egerton 

Fred Egerton is so fucking sexy. The most sexy thing ever.
Girl: who's that really sexy guy.

Girl2: Fred egerton
fred egerton by Daily facts July 16, 2017
Egerton is the best university in Kenya. It's located in the Rift Valley Province in Nakuru city. It was founded by a British settles going by the name Lord Maurice Egerton back in the days before Kenya got her independence. It is currently government-owned and offers just very many courses. To see more about it you can visit www.egerton.ac.ke
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Egerton by Kingbuyer August 21, 2011

Taron Egerton 

The hottest man alive.
Person 1: "Omg have you seen Taron Egerton? He's so hot."

Person 2: "I know right, he's so attractive, I don't think I can handle it!"
Taron Egerton by mercurychx March 1, 2022

Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.
Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!
Egertonitis by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024

Jacob Egerton 

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton