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a crafty booze hound partial to dumplings and anything chocolate. Typically they like to laugh, and dance by themselves whilst looking in a floor to ceiling mirror. On Thursdays, this becomes a naked ritual. A secondary definition, although not as common, is an ancient ceramic vessel used to store grains and magic beans.
"wow, look at that chick - she's plastered, and dancing like a maniac. I haven't seen an Edessa like that in a while...oh wait, is that a chocolate bar?"
"better cover up the Edessa, looks like a storm is brewing; I'd hate to have our grain and beans to get wet"
by Shoeshine March 31, 2008