Ebola

The reason and cause for literally everything that happens

Joey - "I wonder why the tree's leaves change color during the fall?"
Paul - "EBOLA! IT' S BECAUSE OF EBOLA! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

by Ghost_Red9 December 15, 2014

Ebola

when tattooed across the stomach region means "Flaming homosexual"

Person One: Did you see Rob's new tattoo
Person Two: Yeah doesn't it say Ebola
Person Three: Yeah but I thought he was straight
Person One: Guess not

by BryanPatrick March 24, 2008

ebola

Personal problems that make you cry a lot, and make you avoid other people, either because you think they won't like you once they find out or so they don't get dragged into it.

Originating from the image of the disease causing people to cry tears of blood and its contagiousness.

The ebola is acting up :'(

by dasj7 April 17, 2010

Ebola

An overhyped disease that infects through bodily fluids, causes fever, internal bleeding, vomiting, ect. and killes you. Active in a small part of west Africa. Was in America, the UK and Nigeria but was stopped long before it could get out of control.

Tim: *sneezes*
Tom: ZOMG!!!11!!1!!! EBOLA!!!111111!!!!!

by AreialInferno November 9, 2014

Ebola

A disease spread through bodily fluids (NOT SALIVA). Uneducated people think you'll get Ebola whenever you're near anyone with it and scream "EBOLA!" everytime someone coughs or sneezes. The flu is more contagious than Ebola.

*Person coughs*
Idiot: EBOLAAAA
Educated person: You can't get Ebola from spit. You could make out with that person and you wouldn't get it that way, dipshit.

by Emmaedamae October 29, 2014

Ebola

An illness that is a joke even though we could die of it.

"Dude, I got Ebola!"
"Haha. I have Ebola"

by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014

Ebola

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Ebola is in America and once it hits my town, I'm moving to Austrialla...
Mwahahaha.

There is ebola in NY and Texas

by Awesome Person October 29, 2014