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Joey - "I wonder why the tree's leaves change color during the fall?"
Paul - "EBOLA! IT' S BECAUSE OF EBOLA! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
by Ghost_Red9 December 15, 2014
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The reason for everything and somehow, people find stupid, ridiculous ways to prove the illuminati. If you want to be awesome, don't screw with this crap.

Wait a second.....
Awesome contains 7 letters! And there just so happens to contain the prefix awe. And awe means in amazement, and it works out because it's all fond to each other, and they all have the "ah" sound! And in the alphabet, a - h has 8 letters, if you subtract the 2 letters "ah" from 8, you get 6. And six sounds like sex... Which Miley Cyrus probably gets lots of, and she came in like a wrecking bAll, see. Pay close attention the the pronunciation, "ah!" And In the words illuminAUGHty, it contains the sound "ah"

So illuminati confirmed
Joe - "I wonder why they we have to learn geometry, it's retarted."
Sam - "It's because in geometry, we learn about triangles, and triangles just so happen to be the illuminati's symbol! So teachers are already training us to learn about the illuminati, and one day, they're going to come!"
Joe - "You're insane."
by Ghost_Red9 December 15, 2014
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