the internet, the world wide web, cyberspace, a local area network, wireless network, anything requiring a hub, switch, router, or internet hookup.
1) "Awe man, the ebays are broke again, I can't connect to the internet."

2a)Tom: What's the password to your wireless ebays?

2b)Harry: "nickhogan" all lower case.
by smjbjh February 19, 2010
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A great place where you can buy a "rare" £5 coin for £20, there are lots of people who sell their junk here and people who buy others' junk.
"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure." eBay in a sentence.
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
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A large hole in the internet, lined with collector plates and Star Wars figurines, into which large amounts of money has fallen.
When George Bush woke up one morning and decided he might like his soul back, he logged onto eBay to see if anyone there had found it.
by global33 May 30, 2003
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Slang for Fake. comes from the massive amount of counterfeit items being sold on Ebay auctions.
Dude, thats some funky looking ebay Nikes.
by Juggernaut June 21, 2004
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A group of 100,000 people buying useless crap from eachother, and then selling it again to the same moron who sold it in the first place for no reason, just so eBay stock owners make more money.
"Where did you get those pants!?"
"I bought them off eBay"
by dickhead July 26, 2003
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A place where one gets ripped off.
"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"
by Not Zane September 18, 2004
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Best place to buy things for 1-99 % cheaper. The World's Online Marketplace.
I was starting to bald so I got some hair cream off eBay!!
by Lizzie May 3, 2003
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