i want to eat tide pod 

To Die

I want to eat Tide Pod

i want to eat tide pod by Mickle134 January 19, 2018

eat my tits 

Phrase Borat shouts at people from the window of his car when he does not approve of them. Often accompanied afterword with the word bitch.

Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.

eat my tits by Asweetin' August 10, 2008

Eat pussy till you break your jaw 

Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy

What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.

Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw

I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy

Eat pussy till you break your jaw by The Wolf of Alma st October 29, 2020

National Eat a Tide pod day 

On April 22

Grab a tide pod and eat it at anytime, but spit it out before swallowing!!!

Bill Nye ate a tide pod on April 22 because it's national eat a tide pod day.

National Eat a Tide pod day by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut May 25, 2018

eat your tide pods 

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

eat your tide pods by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

Time to eat

An expression used to hype someone up! Telling them to go hunt and get what’s yours.

*yelling at a batter during a baseball game*
Dylan: “Ayyy Let’s go bud, time to eat”

Time to eat by Swaggerboss45 October 23, 2018

Time to eat crow. 

An adage expressing the unpleasantness of being proved wrong. Crow supposedly tastes bitter, like how admitting defeat is also hard to swallow.

He so ferociously defended that point, but now science has proven him wrong. Sorry, Professor. Time to eat crow.

Time to eat crow. by thewordbuff July 13, 2017