Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner! 

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life

Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"

Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner! by mrperson123 December 13, 2018

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! 

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! by The Leedale March 7, 2009

go eat a dolphin 

An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.

Go eat a dolphin, I didn't realize it was already 1:45 AM!!! Time for sleep.

go eat a dolphin by nr132386 July 9, 2011

Go Eat A Brick

A phrase to be used when someone is annoying you, pissing you off, aggravating you etc. Meaning Go do something other than talk to me. also + meaning buzz off: f**k off: go away: kick rocks: and the occasional "go eat a d*ck"

Aggressor: Why you always this that and the third?

Aggravated: GO EAT A BRICK!

Go Eat A Brick by The real John Cash July 4, 2008

Go eat a bagel 

A way of telling people to fuck off

first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"

Go eat a bagel by David dDd Davidson March 21, 2010

go eat rice 

In other words, fuck off. Or go do something better than what you are currently doing. Often used when someone is mad.

John: You are sucha loser!
Matthew: Uhm go eat rice you bastard.
John: Shut up.

go eat rice by PizzaGuy112 December 30, 2011

Go eat a bowl full of dicks 

A prison term used to tell your cell mate to Fuck Off.

Hey Fuck Stick, Go Eat A Bowl Full Of Dicks.

Go eat a bowl full of dicks by James November 9, 2004