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East Grand Rapids 

East Grand Rapids is the place where the students work hard and party harder. Known for smoking copious amounts of high quality marijuana, east students pride themselves on obtaining some of the best drugs west michigan has to offer. While other drugs are usually frowned upon in high school, they are welcomed at east. Many students indulge in the consumption of LSD, Cocaine, Molly, and various pharmies outside and often during school. Open campus lunch plays a factor of drug use during school as many students cruise and smoke at lunch. Cruising the land of Ada has also been a tradition for many years and maintains a ritual like status even today. However despite the heavy drug use, East still maintains its status as one of the best schools in the nation.
-Wanna cruise ada after school?
-Do we not attend east grand rapids?

Damn, those east kids are into their psychedelics, no one would ever think about touching LSD at catholic central.

East kid-
DUDE! I went to ada with this tim from forest hills and he smoked me down....with some f*cking mids! Can you believe that?! I would rather cut my d*ck off than smoke mids.

EGR Football Player-
I think our entire football team is cruising ada right now and its the night before the state finals. Eh, whatever its not like we have won the last 4 years in a row.
East Grand Rapids by Glenn Mitcham January 27, 2010
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East Grand Rapids 

The most prestigious place to live in West Michigan, a town of just over 10,000 people found East of Downtown Grand Rapids surrounded by a beatiful lake. East Grand Rapids has one of the Greatest Public School systems in the country, and over 95 State High School Championships, The most in the state and 2nd most in the nation. Also home to the 38th President of the United States, Gerald R. Ford.

Known also by "EGR", and simply "East".
"East Grand Rapids, A better place to live"
East Grand Rapids by -B.D. May 13, 2005

East Grand Rapids 

A city that is just a part of Grand Rapids, but the people there need a different name to sleep at night. It is a neighborhood made up of pretentious bastards. They think that they are better than everyone, but in reality just pay more in taxes.
I pay alot in taxes, and that makes me a better person!

East Grand Rapids High School 

The place where highly educated students spend most of their time studying and catching a buzz in the upstairs bathroom. The students at East are known for having jeeps, patagonia, and the latest nicotine device. 95% of the student population is white, rich, and stoned.
He drives a 2018 grand cherokee and has cucumber pods....I bet he goes to East Grand Rapids High School.

East Grand Rapids Middle School 

Similar to East Grand Rapids High School, 95% of the people are white and rich. With this school is filled with bright minds and smart people, but no one cares and don’t do crap. In this school you will spend three years of your life with an insane amount of depression and be oppressed by the “popular boys”.
Look at those boys with their football hoodies and talking about fingering eachother, they must be from East Grand Rapids Middle School.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026