Wet Ear

When you go swimming and water get into your ear, and stays there forever and becomes a bitch.

Sarah: I got a wet ear
Will: That's a bitch

by Willoraptor July 12, 2011

wet ears

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.

mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today

by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Wet-ear

Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"

Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."

Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."

by farmerTodd January 17, 2024