Cauliflower ears wet dream 

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

Cauliflower ears wet dream by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

wet ears 

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.

mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today

wet ears by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017

still wet behind the ears 

not yet mature or experienced(an allusion to the wetness behind a newborn baby's ears)

As far as education goes, you are still wet behind the ears.

still wet behind the ears by Light Joker October 9, 2006

Wet Behind the Ears

An idiom that means inexperienced or naive.

Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.

This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.

"Those con artists thought they could make a quick buck out of me; they thought I was still wet behind the ears. But I showed them!"

Wet Behind the Ears by Raging Dragon July 16, 2008