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A real genius in every way he approaches and thinks about things. Typically an Asian person, yet, possess a monster of a cock in his chamber,(AKA his sick joggers). He thinks glasses, along with people wearing them, are the hottest shit in the world. His humor is typically edgy and inappropriate, but even the most sheltered of people are forced to laugh at his jokes. People think he's gay because he grinds on male homo-sapiens, but he does it as a way to hide his insecurities from females. Many females like him, but he doesn't let them know if he's interested or not to add an element of mystery. His best friend commonly either has the name of Julian or something. His henchman, his best friend, is typically seen as the beta version 0.001332 version on Earon.
Earon has the best posture, jokes, and even voice.
Earon by EatSomeAssIAmSans February 10, 2019
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He is athletic and very handsome and has very big dick is incredible in bed so if you get an Earon better hold him down lady's
Omg did you see Earon yesterday he looked so sexy
Earon by Swagger all day long March 15, 2017
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A strong person that loves to help anyone and everyone. Loves to use her smarts all the time!
Earon by Peanut butter and jelly 5 September 21, 2016
Earon is very very sexy and cares for all. She has a stunning voice that will cure anything. Her laughter is what will keep you going. She can make you roll on the floor of laughter and make you pee your pants by how amusing she is! She may seem all "little miss nice girl" but after a while, you can see her dangerous side. She can be fierce like a tiger but also make your day brighter. Her looks, oh my god. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see walk the earth. Her face will make your day better, even when in your deepest depressions. Her smile can make the whole world stop and stare at the beauty and passion. She has drop dead gorgeous hair, any color, any shape, she looks like a model fresh off the runway. No matter how hard she falls, she will always pick herself back up and be her at her best. Her care towards others is undeniable. She would wake up at 3am to come to any of your needs, no matter how much she would just want to sit and sleep.
Steve - Earon looked very stunning today

“ Earon has such a rare personality
Earon by Earonn November 23, 2021
A nerd with extremely large ears who plays warhammer hammer online. This person also has an ear fetish and should be avoided at all times.
Earon is a nerd
earon by Appole January 25, 2009

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.
Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.

Sami Efron 

Online disorder notable for extremely narcissistic, unfunny, morally dubious, disgusting, and most of a serial-pederast.
Person A : Hey why have you been explaining the lore of Neon Genesis to 14 year olds for the past 4 hours?

Person B : Oh sorry I had a bad case of Sami Efron.
Sami Efron by RYVERGATE January 21, 2023