ernied 

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

ernied by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013

Earned my stripes 

Earned respect through some activity

I've earned my stripes, I earned my respect.

I've put in work, I've earned my stripes

Earned my stripes by NoCap🚫 April 3, 2019

Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.

I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.

Un-earned Cuddle by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Be-earlied 

The opposite of belated. Existing or appearing BEFORE the normal or proper time.

I knew I would forget to wish him Happy Birthday, so I wished him a be-earlied happy birthday.

Be-earlied by andoman November 6, 2009

Respect is earned not given 

Contrary to popular belief, it does not mean that you don't need to give a fuck about people unless they simp for you. instead, it means that you don't need to give complete respect to everyone you meet, but you still need to give some respect and give at least a single shit for the homeless.

Jimmy told me he stands by the phrase 'Respect is earned not given' I instantly dumped him.

Respect is earned not given by Anon Egg November 22, 2021

Earned My Spade 

This is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. Extra bonus points are given if the "accomplishing" party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.

As Jimmy stood up from his Quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. Jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, "Oops I earned my spade!"

Earned My Spade by El Capitan Awesome January 13, 2011

earned entitlement 

Any government-provided service or money received by conservatives who preach the virtues of hard work in the private sector.

Healthcare from a Veterans' Administration hospital is considered an earned entitlement.

earned entitlement by Pietro Aretino December 30, 2014